Sty in my eye

Oh,ho,ho
Got a sty in my eye
What gave me
The sty in my eye?
Why o why
The sty in my eye?
In pain I cry
There’s a sty in my eye!
O my, my
What a big, round sty!
I know I’ll die
Of the sty in my eye.

Who am I? What’s my name?

Can’t remember! What a shame!

An ID here, a password there

PINs and passwords everywhere

Bank accounts and licence numbers,

Registration and PAN numbers,

An ID tag, a credit card,

My identity’s torn apart

Am I a person, or even a name

Or just some numbers: what’s the game?

Indian Elections

Wild promises difficult to keep
Graffiti all over our walls do leap
Speeches, processions, fluttering flags
These are a few of our election gags!